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Why a dog is better than a Wife!

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. A dog's parents never visit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get another dog??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And last, but not least:

 

 

 

 

 

 

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

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haha very nice....all were good, but I like- 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you and 4. A dog's parents never visit

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Every point is agreed, but a dog cannot cook food for us! Ha, ha, ha Only a joke. Therefore a wife is a wife.

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Every point is agreed, but a dog cannot cook food for us! Ha, ha, ha Only a joke. Therefore a wife is a wife.

 

 

+ dogs cannot have sex with you, neither can make you a proud dad. ;)

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Womens are like computer virus...they ENTER your life...SEARCH your pocket...SHIFT your balance ...CONTROL your life...when you become an old version DELET you from the system

 

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Your dog's barking at the back door. Your wife's barking at the front. Who do you let in? Well, it's your call... but the dog'll stop barking when you let him in.

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